Funny quotes about Wagner

“For me Wagner is impossible... he talks without ever stopping. One can't just talk all the time.”
By Robert Schumann, German composer



“Mr. Wagner has beautiful moments but bad quarters of an hour.”
By Gioachino Rossini, Italian composer



"One can't judge Wagner's opera 'Lohengrin' after a first hearing, and I certainly don't intend hearing it a second time."
By Gioacchino Rossini, Italian composer



"I love Wagner, but the music I prefer is that of a cat hung up by its tail outside a window and trying to stick to the panes of glass with its claws."
By Charles-Pierre Baudelaire, French poet



"I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland."
By Woody Allen, American comedian



“I have been told that Wagner's music is better than it sounds.”
By Mark Twain, American author



“Wagner has lovely moments but awful quarters of an hour.”
By Gioachino Rossini, Italian composer



"Wagner, thank the fates, is no hypocrite. He says out what he means, and he usually means something nasty."
By James Huneker, American music writer and critic