Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Funny quotes about music instruments

"Harpists spend 90 percent of their lives tuning their harps and 10 percent playing out of tune."
By Igor Stravinsky

"The piano is a monster that screams when you touch its teeth."
By Andre Segovia

“The sound of a harpsichord is like two skeletons copulating on a hot tin roof.”
By Sir Thomas Beecham, English conductor

"Brass bands are very well in their place outdoors and several miles away"
By Sir Thomas Beecham, English conductor

"It's easy to play any musical instrument: all you have to do is touch the right key at the right time and the instrument will play itself. "
By J.S. Bach

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